Shattered Teacups

Shattered Teacups Hello there, PersonIprobablydon'tknow. Here you will find whatever I found interesting or funny enough to reblog.
Sometimes I draw stuff,
Sometimes I make thingies,
But I admit I mostly spend my time procastinating.

Reblogged from foliefleur

animalsdancing:

Tiny legs

Reblogged from smuppet-wrangler

smuppet-wrangler:

eridans-cottage-cheese-ass:

gaardentoaster:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

THE LAST ONE HITS REALLLLY HARD

I normally don’t contribute to posts but this needs to be shared
Yesterday while I was working the front register, a woman decided to grab a cup off the counter because it had some coupon thing on it. I ask her to please put the cup back, because I could get written up for letting her just grab stuff like that. She gives me this look and says “I was gonna buy it anyways.”
Ma’am that’s wonderful, but you still have to put the cup back and pay for it first I’m sorry I don’t make the rules. She proceeds to get pissed off because I asked her to put a cup back that she hasn’t paid for and just grabbed from off the counter.
She demanded the number for corporate and my name written down and stormed out of the store having a fit.
Because I asked her to put something back where she took it from and hasn’t paid for yet.

At McDonald’s a lady threw a fit and left because she found the the lady’s restroom was out of soap so she assumed that it had ran out a long time ago and all the workers there had gone to the bathroom and not washed they’re hands before going to work. Despite that there’s always a period of time between soap running out and someone telling us, also we have like 5 sinks for washing our hands in the kitchen that customers don’t see.
She was really pissed off and really insulting.

(Source: cady94)

Reblogged from smuppet-wrangler

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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Reblogged from ireally-dontlike-you

(Source: urmother)

If My Dog Could Talk

Reblogged from ireally-dontlike-you

  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......
deviantartwhy:

chocolate-time-machine:

now-in-light:

i keep thinking about this post

truly motivational

relevant.

Reblogged from vervv2

deviantartwhy:

chocolate-time-machine:

now-in-light:

i keep thinking about this post

truly motivational

relevant.

Reblogged from satansdattir

ethanwearsprada:

THEY DIDNT EVEN POST THE BEST ONES

(Source: College Humor)

Reblogged from ruinedchildhood

(Source: 5fifth.tumblr.com )

deprincessed:

Models made to look like frozen Ukrainian princesses walk the shimmering finale at John Galliano Fall/Winter 2009

Reblogged from foliefleur

deprincessed:

Models made to look like frozen Ukrainian princesses walk the shimmering finale at John Galliano Fall/Winter 2009

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

Reblogged from insomniacwendigo

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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The last one kills me

Reblogged from smuppet-wrangler

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!

More on our FB page- http://facebook.com/twinzik.twins

Reblogged from insomniacwendigo

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

Reblogged from insomniacwendigo

dcs-personal-blog:

shoatgeep:

he is drowning

oh god i cant wait for autumn

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

Reblogged from satansdattir

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

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